Iced Tea: black, no sweet

Helen Mirren is so Fly

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:38:47 -0500

Helen Mirren is so Fly:

Oliver Burton’s dying wish was to visit Buckingham Palace and have afternoon tea with the Queen.

There was some shit going on yesterday. #35thStreet #NYC #NYFD...

Fri, 03 May 2013 06:10:42 -0500

There was some shit going on yesterday. #35thStreet #NYC #NYFD #Fire #Firemen #FireTruck

My four legged alarm clock. #Rabbit #Bunny #SirWinston #Saturday...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 07:23:22 -0500

My four legged alarm clock. #Rabbit #Bunny #SirWinston #Saturday #GoodMorning (at Ten Downing Street)

Dara killing her first #OpenMicNight! #EastVillage #Stand-Up...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 07:37:24 -0500

Dara killing her first #OpenMicNight! #EastVillage #Stand-Up #WhyDidThatShitTake6Hours @gortheartsme (at Lucky Jack’s)

nbcparksandrec: You’ve got six days to buy Leslie something for...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:59:38 -0500

nbcparksandrec:

You’ve got six days to buy Leslie something for Sex Day.

Weird movie. #movie #Netflix #eternalsunshineofthespotlessmind...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:34:03 -0500

Weird movie. #movie #Netflix #eternalsunshineofthespotlessmind #JimCarrey #KateWinslet

'Kurd men for equality'

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:22:00 -0500

'Kurd men for equality':

Men wear women’s clothes to send a message to local government.

This made me tear up. We are all people.

colchrishadfield: Wearing the green - Happy St. Patrick’s Day...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:58:24 -0500

colchrishadfield:

Wearing the green - Happy St. Patrick’s Day from the International Space Station!

Look at how adorable Commander Chris Hadfield is. He’s basically a Canadian intergalactic leprechaun.

Dearest Winter

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:44:00 -0500

Dearest winter,

You and I are old friends and I do love you dearly. The magic of the holiday season, the endless excuses for hot chocolate. The fact that you destroy any bug life that tries to make its way into your presence. However, ConEd has made it clear that so long as you continue to be a presence in my life they will continue to repeatedly beat my kneecaps with a baseball bat in the form of my gas bill. So old friend, please make a graceful exit and let your obnoxious yet cheaper friend Spring come into my life.

Your sorrowful, pleading friend,
Alex

Confession

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:39:01 -0500

Once I found an iPhone on a subway. A clearly homeless woman came up to me and told me it was hers. I was like “Uuuh okay.” And gave it to her. Cause I’m retarded.

colchrishadfield: What can this be? A line in the water out in...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 06:58:26 -0600

colchrishadfield:

What can this be? A line in the water out in the Pacific, visible from space.

Where different bodies of water meet, AKA different salt contents and density.

Kristin Wiig on Arrested Development

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:09:24 -0600

Kristin Wiig on Arrested Development:

Oh look, the greatest thing ever just happened.

hereinidaho: Shawn + Gus; it’s how they solve crimes You know...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:11:46 -0600

hereinidaho:

Shawn + Gus; it’s how they solve crimes

You know that’s right.

This show cannot return soon enough.

HBO's Girls

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 23:20:26 -0600

“I would rather do nothing for the rest of my life than have my name attached to something mediocre.”

This ideology is the defining flaw of our generation.

cracked: the spouse Amazing.

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 21:58:21 -0600

cracked:

the spouse

Amazing.

Photo

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:09:33 -0600

I see your goldfish and raise you a cheddar penguin.

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:26:35 -0600

I see your goldfish and raise you a cheddar penguin.

The internet knows my life.

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:33:18 -0600

The internet knows my life.

inkytasty: flyajess: so that’s how keys work. *mind....

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 16:21:11 -0600

inkytasty:

flyajess:

so that’s how keys work.

*mind. blown*

I’ve been watching this GIF over and over.

Obama for America: This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 16:58:29 -0600

Obama for America: This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For :

barackobama:

The official White House response to a petition to secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016:

By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few…